Paint It Pink

What were the dart transit workers thinking? C'mon now boys...REALLY? All the millions of city dollars spent to make pretty sidewalks and pretty everything.. you guys see a dog crap on the new sidewalk and decide to paint it pink? Didn't your mama teach you not to play with poo?

Hmmm..I hear a song coming on..imagine the Rolling Stone's song "Paint it Black"..and then sing this..

I see a dog poop and I want it painted pink

No odors anymore I want them to turn pink

I see the dogs walk by dressed in their silly clothes

I have to turn my head until my laughter goes

I see a line of turds and they're all painted pink

With green grass and my dog both gone in just one blink

I see people turn their heads and quickly look away

Like a new born baby it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart just sink

I see my dog's poop and must have it painted pink

Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to ever think

It's not easy facin' up when your dog's poop is pink

No more could my dog's poo be turned a deeper blue

I could not foresee this thing happening to poo

If the poo gets ripe enough in the settin' sun

My dog will run-off with me before the neighbors come

I see a dog poop and I want it painted pink

No odors anymore I want them to turn pink

I see the dogs go by dressed in their silly clothes

I have to turn my head until my laughter goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

You get my point.

Latererer,

Donna